Dark humor meets everyday comfort. This "Snorted My 401K" Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee isn’t just soft—it’s hilarious. Made from breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a lightweight, retail-fit that works for anything from late brunches to late-life crises.
Featuring a bold graphic that’s equal parts satire and statement, this tee is made for those who laugh through the chaos and don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether you're gifting it to a friend who’s been through it or treating yourself because retail therapy > actual therapy, this shirt keeps things comfy, edgy, and real.
Product features - Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel. - Tailored with side seams for added shape and durability. - Features a ribbed knit collar that retains its structure over time. - Printed using high-quality methods for vibrant, detailed designs. - Awarded REACH certification, ensuring a sustainable and humane production process.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
